Happy Halloween! (again.)

Oh, wow. Poor, poor child.
He has a lumpy costume.
Pumpkins have green stems, not black.
Why are there orange strings hanging between his legs?
Does he not deserve shoes?
And are his poor little arms crammed inside of that awful sack?
This may be a form of child abuse...

Hamburger Dress

Yes, I am aware that it is crocheted. But oh, wow, this is so awful. Clever, but awful.

Happy Halloween

In honor of Halloween I had to post this. The poor cat is all, "WTF?"
I do really like the little tassels under his chin.

Nightmare Ski Mask

I nearly screamed when I saw this. That is a crappy, clown-faced, nasty looking ski mask.
You too can draw attention to your eyes and lips with bright obnoxious designs and colors! After all, you should remind people that you are a person hiding under that ski mask and highlight your facial features and hair. Her lips are almost the same color as the yarn around her mouth. And the little twisted string between her eyes looks ridiculous.
Perfect in time for Halloween!

Puppoose?

I know that it's crocheted and not knitted, but I still think it's really WTF. This poor dog must be incredibly uncomfortable. It's little feet are dangling. (As a side comment, the woman's breasts will soon be falling out of her top, and it's amazing that we can't see her cootch in this shot.)
Who would think of something like this? It will stretch out over time, and soon Fido will be strapped in but just running along.

Fun Fur

I am always surprised by the countless uses that Lion Brand can come up with for Fun Fur. Here, you can make a Fun Fur collar. And embellish your jeans along the seams and cuffs. And make a dog sweater. All in matching colors! Oh, yes! I'm surprised that the dog leash isn't made out of Fun Fur, too.
The next time you need to have a complete matching Fun Fur coordinated outfit, now you have inspiration. And ladies, you can draw attention to your crotch by putting fluffy yarn there.

Cruella De Vil

The skunk look is in. Make two tubes of fun fur, one black and one white. Criss-cross over boobies and you have a dead skunk wrapped around you. And try to look coy.